“You will be when I get hold of you!”A slow smile spreads across the young informant’s lips.
“I dare you.”
“Then stay the fuck still!” Throws the vending machine straight at him.

“Hahaha! Who stands still when there’s a vending machine thrown straight at their face?” Izaya easily avoids.
“Seriously?! Another flea?”

“Oh? Another? How many fleas are biting you right now, Shizu-chan?”